View Full Version : Your so dumb and your Mumma jokes
arush4nil
03-12-2002, 03:43 AM
ok everyone tell theirs.
heres a few.
your mothers so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles came out.
Your mothers so ugly i have to give the dog $200 worth of meet for it to glimpse at her.
ok add some more.
DO NOT COPY ANY OF MINE OR THE ONES AT BOTTOM OF MY POSTS!
XxSWATxX
03-12-2002, 04:29 AM
I will start by rating yours. And i believe I am more than qualified to rate/judge because everyday for 4 years we did this in front of our school for 45 min.
So on a originality you get 1 ( I have heard this 1 way to many times)
On Humor You get 1 It was funny the first time back in 1988
So total for first entry is 2 pts out of a possible 20. Better luck next time.
XxSWATxX
03-12-2002, 04:31 AM
And please dont make me rate your signature ones. I will take points away for multiple failed efforts.
Sonny425
03-12-2002, 08:11 AM
Swat that was pure evil! :o
Murlaw26
03-12-2002, 08:29 AM
Guy 1: *Talks about Guy 2's mom*
Guy 2: *Talks back*
Guy 3: *Walks across the room bending down*
Guy 1: Yo whats wrong?
Guy 3: Oh man, I just gave ur mom a lift, shes twice the size of me
so its lame :p but its a start :D
Shade
03-12-2002, 12:27 PM
ur momma's so ugly bill clinton screwed her.
XxSWATxX
03-12-2002, 12:39 PM
mur
humor:3 <bc i know and remember how it is supposed to go>
origin: 5 <you dont hear that 1 enough
over all 8
XxSWATxX
03-12-2002, 12:41 PM
Shade
humor 7 I got a good laugh from this 1 bc bill clinton does some ugly hoes
Origin 8 never heard it so you got me there although i have heard similar
Over all 15
Murlaw26
03-12-2002, 01:26 PM
lol it was from the movie remember the titans :p beside i said it was lame so phbt
BlkPagan
03-12-2002, 01:28 PM
this one will get rated low. REAL low.
Your momma so ugly she's oogly.
BlkPagan
03-12-2002, 01:29 PM
yer momma's so ugly, after your dad the only man she could get was reg.
BlkPagan
03-12-2002, 01:29 PM
your mommas so fat, she shits snickers.
Murlaw26
03-12-2002, 01:33 PM
lmao..
Shade
03-12-2002, 02:18 PM
your mothers so ugly
XxSWATxX
03-12-2002, 02:35 PM
the snickers got me laughing hard omg funny
For the oogly 2 on humor originality you get 6
over all 8
for the daddy humor you get 7
org you get 9
over all 16
snikers humor 9
originality 7
overall 16
arush4nil
03-12-2002, 03:20 PM
lol gees man, im only 11 i wouldnt know real good ones.
and lmao at the shittin snickers and the screw bill clinton one lol
GoAtankGo
03-12-2002, 03:27 PM
J00 momma so fat
if she turns around she'd shave swats nut sack
??????
(so what, it allmost rymed/rhymed)
XxSWATxX
03-12-2002, 03:40 PM
joo foker lol
kissing judges ass 10
humor 3 (how the hell she shaving my nuts by being fat?)
originality 9
overall 12
arush4nil
03-12-2002, 03:49 PM
lol
XxSWATxX
03-12-2002, 03:53 PM
joo foker lol
kissing judges ass 10
humor 3 (how the hell she shaving my nuts by being fat?)
originality 9
overall 12
Shade
03-12-2002, 03:54 PM
ur momma is almost as pretty as swat.
XxSWATxX
03-12-2002, 07:28 PM
I finally caught that 3 hrs later.
humor 2
originality 9
overall 11
Shade
03-12-2002, 09:13 PM
haha, did u catch my other one?
XxSWATxX
03-12-2002, 09:37 PM
If I didnt grade it i didnt get it. And that one "your mother is so ugly", I am still waiting for its punch line. I have an idea and if I am right then it will be a great inside joke for me from now on. However if I am wrong, like I think I am, then I feel so off. Are you making up stuff just to see if I will take you seriously and to see how tarded I am?
Shade
03-12-2002, 09:41 PM
you forgot the re. that was the entire joke.
XxSWATxX
03-12-2002, 10:01 PM
thats it you are just screwing with me
keep it up no more jokes for you ;)
Shade
03-12-2002, 11:16 PM
your momma's so dumb she cheated on an iq test and still got what swat got.
XxSWATxX
03-12-2002, 11:38 PM
lmao good 1
humor 8
originality 8
overall 16
BlueYaws
03-13-2002, 01:07 AM
Your momma smells so bad, I still smell her after I brushed my teeth.
Oh, well, I should get some points for originality.
arush4nil
03-13-2002, 01:57 AM
lol @ the iq test one that is a really good one :D
XxSWATxX
03-13-2002, 02:01 AM
that is nasty yaws.
Humor 8
originality 5
overall 13
There is a few lines similar but it is more like "So you are sleeping with my girl? So how does my dick taste when you kiss her?
BlueYaws
03-13-2002, 05:30 AM
Boo, it's not original.:mad:
yer momma's so ugly, after your dad the only man she could get was reg.
Total fuckage to you pagan. :@:@:@:@:@:@:mad:
Shade
03-13-2002, 01:19 PM
what can i say? im hilarious, some of us are just born that way.
arush4nil
03-13-2002, 11:12 PM
lol u wish :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D
**Vegetanr1**
03-14-2002, 01:07 AM
Your mom is a Trucker.
Your mom has a Bigger D*ck as ur dad.
Your mom is sooooooo Fat, our whole famely can survive WW3 with her meat.
Your mom is soooooooooo Fat, that if ur dad roles over 3 times, hes still on her.
Your mom's pussy is sooo big u need a space shuttle to please her with.
GoAtankGo
03-14-2002, 01:14 AM
Your mom's pussy is sooo big u need a space shuttle to please her with.
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
XxSWATxX
03-14-2002, 12:23 PM
**Vegetanr1** said:Your mom is a Trucker.
Your mom has a Bigger D*ck as ur dad.
Your mom is sooooooo Fat, our whole famely can survive WW3 with her meat.
Your mom is soooooooooo Fat, that if ur dad roles over 3 times, hes still on her.
Your mom's pussy is sooo big u need a space shuttle to please her with.
"trucker"
humor 2
originality 4
overall 6
"Bigger"
humor 2
originality 3
overall 5
"Fat"
Humor 1
Originality 4
overall 5
"Space"
humor 4
originality 5
overall 9
stick to video games ;) j/k
and tank is just being a wank
arush4nil
03-14-2002, 02:06 PM
loooooooooooooooool
good one i like the space shuttle one lol and i already knew the "ur momma is so big ur dadda has ta roll...."
cya arush4nil
GoAtankGo
03-14-2002, 02:17 PM
Swat I seriously though that one would score high:confused: :confused: :confused:
BlueYaws
03-14-2002, 02:27 PM
That's because you dont have a sense of humor.
Shade
03-14-2002, 03:42 PM
your mommas so fat that she couldnt even get action from tom arnold
XxSWATxX
03-14-2002, 03:44 PM
All the space shuttle ones were done in the 80's. Around same time as the space shuttle Challanger explosion. I have heard ones about spy lab and momma so big and hubble. Not original sorry.
Today you would need something like yo momma is so she thought a modem was something mexicans do. (mow dem lawns)
or you momma so dumb she thought internet explorer was a rip off of startrek.
or you momma so dumb she thought netscape was how prisoners got out of jail when they werent supposed to
XxSWATxX
03-14-2002, 03:46 PM
all of those were examples only and just thought of off the top of my head.
Neverside
03-14-2002, 03:57 PM
Yo mommas so stupid she laughs at swats jokes.
XxSWATxX
03-14-2002, 04:01 PM
:mad: :mad: :mad: :( examples. and i thought they were kinda funny. my originality woulda brought up my score though.
Neverside
03-14-2002, 04:10 PM
Swats so stupid he believes my sarcastic comments :D
XxSWATxX
03-14-2002, 04:14 PM
You are lucky you have mo powa dan me. coz i would be deleting yo shiat ;)
ADO0MSDAY
03-14-2002, 04:19 PM
your mother so fat people gather around her at the beach for shade
Your mother is so fat she has two different time zones across her ass
Your mother was so fat one day she was sky diving and fell off course and landed on the ground and formed something called " The Grand Canyon"
Wife: Honey whose Susan?
Husband: Oh thats the horse i bet on at the race tracks last week!
Wife: Oh ok and these 7 digits were her number?
Husband: yes.
*Wife walks in and hits husband on the head with a frying pan*
Husband: what the hell was that for?
Wife: YOUR HORSE JUST CALLED!
ADO0MSDAY
03-14-2002, 04:26 PM
your mom is like a hardware store
5 cents a screw
Your mom is like a vacuum cleaner she sucks and blows
Your mom is so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a rap tape made by snoop dog
ADO0MSDAY
03-14-2002, 04:29 PM
Your mommas so fat she said the camera adds 10 pounds to you just to make her look good
Your momma lost 100 pounds and still weighs 450
Your mommas so fat when she died 75% of the worlds land masses went down
ADO0MSDAY
03-14-2002, 04:31 PM
oh and btw 11 year old boy im 12 and i still know jokes LOSER!!:cool: :D :D :cool: :rolleyes:
Neverside
03-14-2002, 04:32 PM
Ad0omsday said:
Your mom is so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a rap tape made by snoop dog
AHahahahahahahahah
Shade
03-14-2002, 04:33 PM
ooo 12.... big bad doom... still wets his bed and sucks his thumb... haha jk
your moms hot.
you'd be surprised, in actualy conversation thats pretty insulting.
ADO0MSDAY
03-14-2002, 04:35 PM
no it would be insulting if you asked someone " Hows your sister ?" and you lick your lips at the same time
Or you ask " Hows your mom " ( when you already know shes dead lol)
And im 12 dumbass the 11 year old still wets the bed and btw IM NOT THE YOUNGEST IN THE CLAN ANYMORE :cool: :cool: :cool: :D :D :D
Neverside
03-14-2002, 04:36 PM
Who is?
ADO0MSDAY
03-14-2002, 04:38 PM
arush4nil or whatever
XxSWATxX
03-14-2002, 04:57 PM
since when is he a member i thought he was going through his tryouts.
ADO0MSDAY
03-14-2002, 05:01 PM
swat rate my jokes now boy!
**Vegetanr1**
03-15-2002, 01:10 AM
your dad just got Sucked up in your moms pussy while he was cleaning it.
Your moms lips are bigger then the german wall.
when ur mom makes a paradrop we have a nuclear strike.
i knew why Titanic sinc, ur mom was taking a Bath in the ocean, no was to pass THAT ice rock
XxSWATxX
03-15-2002, 02:58 AM
tIRED OF GRADINJG THEM. iT SUX WHEN YOU POST LIKE 10 AT A TIME
:p.
Veg getting much better thoug. Your momma is so fat she plays hop scotch like this "California Nevada Colorado Texas Arkansas..."
**Vegetanr1**
03-15-2002, 05:41 AM
just gimme 1 last rate :D
ADO0MSDAY
03-15-2002, 02:31 PM
we have very dull people in this clan...
ADO0MSDAY
03-15-2002, 02:33 PM
swat brought back memories in 5th grade, how he would go in front of the school, rate and tell jokes etc. At lunchtime everyday at school we would have "dissing" contests ( dis stands for disrespect) There was this one kid who was half korean and half italian so we mostly made fun of him.:p
arush4nil
03-15-2002, 03:17 PM
lol gee ur slacker than me, guess ill be slacker as well when im 12 lol :D
ADO0MSDAY
03-15-2002, 10:37 PM
slacker? hell my whole damn weekend is booked with baseballgames and schedules i have to do for Bookreports. Im far from slacker.
Shade
03-16-2002, 03:58 PM
im a slacker and proud of it! :D
yo mamma so fat she spreads mayo on her aspirin.
Panzergod
08-09-2005, 09:11 AM
yo moma so stupid that she had climbed a glass wall just to see whats on the other side.
miamijc
08-09-2005, 01:40 PM
Your mom is so fat, she was laying out at the beach and Greenpeace threw her back in.
Your mom is so fat, she fell over and broke her leg and gravy poured out.
iRWiNNaR
08-10-2005, 01:01 AM
your momma is so fat, i had to take a train and 2 busses just to get on the bitches good side.
ComiSolja
08-10-2005, 01:09 AM
lol gees man, im only 11 i wouldnt know real good ones.
and lmao at the shittin snickers and the screw bill clinton one lol
11 huh? i dont think you're supposed to be here then.. lol unless you asked your 'rents.
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ComiSolja
08-10-2005, 01:11 AM
.. which they prolly didnt because....
Birthday:
January 19, 1991
that would make you 14.. not 11..
tsk tsk..
EJNelly
08-10-2005, 01:46 AM
Um, Keeb? Did you notice the thread start date of 3-12-2002?
miamijc
08-10-2005, 09:33 AM
Um, Keeb? Did you notice the thread start date of 3-12-2002?
LOL.
Forsythe
08-10-2005, 03:51 PM
but he cheated the coppa back in 2002! :D
Kiron
08-10-2005, 10:05 PM
What a rebel.
My best friend's 8 year old sister was having an insult battle with her 12 year old sister, and the 8 year old just took a big diss from her older sister, so she mustered up a diss that was absolutely amazing, it went a little somehtign liek this.
"Oh yeah!??, Well, you're so fat, that you sat down, over there, and then soem guy sat next to you, and he had a lemonade, and he was really happy, because you were giving him shade"
That made me laugh so hard coming from an 8 year old
ComiSolja
08-10-2005, 10:11 PM
Fuck You
Blade4242
08-10-2005, 11:06 PM
your sister? :) bday coming up you better get that pic
Forsythe
08-10-2005, 11:22 PM
blade is OBSESSED
Murlaw26
08-11-2005, 12:16 AM
Fuck You
Classic quote.
Blade4242
08-11-2005, 02:38 AM
blade is OBSESSED
he makes it so easy though
Prokopis
08-13-2005, 12:43 PM
Wonder where mister Xanthine is these days...
Blade4242
08-13-2005, 01:36 PM
yeah he just disappeared one day :'(
Kiron
08-14-2005, 10:47 PM
your sister? :) bday coming up you better get that pic
Wasn't MY sister u assfuck
And just so you know, ur setting youself up for a HUGE dissapointment
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